“Omg this gaem is so linaer, it sucks”
Now what the shit is wrong with that? Yeah, I know that you can’t go around killing prostitutes and massacring entire groups of people with the rotor blade of a military chopper, but it’s FUN!
Level designers get hired for a reason. To design levels. Why do they get hired? Because they ARE GOOD AT WHAT THEY DO.
To put it in other terms – See it as being led through an amazing evening with a Lady of the Night, having her surprise you at every turn with female company or interesting devices. That’s the designed night.
The free-roaming night would play out something like this.
You walk into the whorehouse; ask the first large-breasted woman for a BJ, she pulls you into a room occupied by three Bulgarian men and one rather portly female participant, engaged in a dance choreographed by the Devil himself!
Afterwards, you stumble through the corridors of the Louisiana Cat house, bouncing from sexy encounter to another…
Sure, both of them are fun – But sometimes, isn’t it just nice to shut off your brain, strap yourself in and enjoy the ride?
Feel free to share your views on what kind of game you enjoy the most!
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