Anybody who hangs out on GameTrailers or visits Metacritic.com every once in a while knows this – some websites give out perfect scores in reviews more frequently than Gordon Ramsey makes people cry on national television. But why does this happen? Are the reviewers playing their first game ever, ejaculating over the magical fact that a man on the televisional doo-hickey is talkin’ to them? I ... more.

Alright people, I am not officially pissed the fuck off. Why? Well I’ll tell you why. For the people who don’t know this already, Activision has just filed a patent for an entire new game that will REVOLUTIONISE gaming and make everybody jump up and down with glee and anticipation for this new game, maybe even starting a new religion – hailing this game as the one game that will effectively ... more.